That awkward moment when you're playing with your pen in class and suddenly it flys across the room.
Everyone’s looking at you like
And you’re just like
LOL. I am innocent..
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor 'bout her baby.
- Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
- Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
- Doctor: Denise.
- Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
- Doctor: Denephew.
Reblog if you bullshitted your entire school year.
And she turns up the music, to drown out her life
“The whole world, including myself, seems to have one thing in common: we’re just a crowd of people who don’t really fit in anywhere, attempting to convince one another that we do.” —Andrew McMahon (via hannahshanker)
It bothers me when people joke about depression and suicide
I'm really tired and really lonely. And I'm really damn tired of being lonely.
someone talk to me